An illustrated, tongue-in-cheek guide to navigating a wide variety of alcohol-oriented situations. Learn to drink like a real snob, that is to say, the one and only correct way (according to this author), and to talk about alcohol with a good deal more confidence than your actual knowledge and experience can back up. Learn the answers to pedantic questions like what is the difference between a flip, a fizz, and a smash? What is the government's legal term for drinking in the state of Iowa? Also, choose a drink to suit any occasion.